Why man why?

     "How could a guy like you end up in a place like this?" exclaimed Franky.
     "Well me and three of my buddies tried to rob a bank in Oklahoma," mumbled Tyrone.
     "We had it all figured out, storm the bank wave our guns around a bit and get a teller to take us to the vault"
     "Seems like you had a pretty good plan but what happened?" questioned Franky.
     "You see Franky," Tyrone announced "we were in the bank and were headed to the vault."
     "we hired on a guy who said he was. 'A professional safe cracker.'"
     "Yeah? so what did he do?'' questioned Franky uneasily.
     "Well the damn guy said he could crack anything, and when he came he had a laser tag gun to try to cut through the safe!" Tyrone yelled.
     "You've got to be kidding," chuckled Franky.
     "Nope the idiot got me 15 years in prison for assault with a deadly weapon," Muttered Tyrone under his breath.
     "Well do you know where this guy got sent?" Franky asked.
     "No all I know is that hes a tall guy with a.... OH MY GOD, THERE HE GOES NOW!!" Shouted Tyrone as he started running across the yard.
Franky never heard from Tyrone again, It's said he got transferred to a maximum security jail cell.