Tuesday, February 1, 2011

The Career Choice Of Champs

This is a helpful "how to" guide of how to get the perfect career!

What is the greatest career choice coming out of high school? I'd say becoming a professional trophy husband is the obvious answer. Grade 12 is the perfect place to fine tune your flirting and girl getting ability. For example Mrs. Marshall is the perfect training ground, when ever she is walking through the halls its a good idea to talk her up and flirt. Teaching assistants are always a good choice too, they are normally younger and just out of university so its a good chance to get experience talking to older girls. When talking to the older girls make them feel really good while very carefully trying to find out what their annual salary is, because of course being a trophy husband you want to be able to not have to work. The art of gold digging is a tedious talent to master, and requires a watchful eye and a talent for judging people clothing, accessories, hair cuts, cars they drive, and what their house looks like. The Internet is a great place for you to research the prices of the clothing, cars, and jewelry, but getting a look at their house is slightly more difficult and may require putting a tail on their car and following them home. Make sure you maintain distance between your car and theirs because you don't want to be spotted and you want to get a good look at their house unnoticed. People that order expensive meals, pay for others meals, clothing, and jewelry are people to look out for. A good way to practice looking for these people while you are in grade twelve is to find someone to take you to lunch or to dinner and see what they order and if they are willing to pay for you. If they do then they likely have a money to spend on others and probably have wealthy parents.There are certain places to go to find wealthy older women such as Beverly Hills or or the upper east side of New York, But if you don't have the luxury to get out of Canada to try to find women from these areas then look locally at the Black Estates in Penticton which is a very wealthy location with lots of nice houses. Grade twelve is an excellent time to refine all your skills in the art of gold digging, and by using these skills and techniques you can become a professional trophy husband and be set for life!

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